Joe's Rants and Raves
Feb 28 - 04:59 PM: American Men's Bathroom Etiquette from an English Point of View : Joe McBane
As with anyone who enjoys the pursuit of drinking good beer, I make regular trips to empty my bladder. I have noticed over the years that the typical American male adheres to a number of unwritten, but carefully followed rules when using the public facilities.
1. As with all Americans when going to use the facilities, they commonly refer to them as the bathroom or restroom. I have yet to see a bath or Lazy Boy recliner in one of these rooms, and find the toilet to be a much more reflective term to describe the goings on.
2. Avoid eye contact at all times. This includes entering and exiting. In the event that inadvertent contact is made, simply brush it off with a 'hey' and keep focused on the task in hand. I find this rule to be particularly strange, as it is still true when the person you have bumped into is someone who you know well, and frequently converse with.
3. The next rule comes with options. If all of the available facilities are occupied upon entry you have two choices. Many simply leave only to return with hope of greater success next time around. If they are clever, they have taken a quick head count and are able to stake it out from a safe distance before returning. For the brave ones who do wait, they must retreat to the maximum possible distance and proceed forward only when there is a direct and clear path.
4. When at the urinal you must look down and forward at all times. Although we all have the same equipment, peeking is strictly forbidden. This is the biggest (excuse the pun) rule of them all. Some men suffer from such stage fright in these vulnerable situations, that it all becomes too much and they head straight for the closed stall.
5. Once finished with the business in hand (pun apologies again) it is polite to wash those hands as quickly as possible in order to allow for a speedy exit for the next guy up.
So there we have it. That is what I noticed after 8 years of research on American soil. A counter culture social study of sorts. Back in England things are a wee (sorry) bit different. First of all, interaction is positively encouraged at all times. No one seems particularly shy. This is demonstrated in the style of urinal that is popular. Wall mounted troughs. If there is a gap in the action, you better squeeze in and go for it because if you don't the next person will. In fact the English are so brazen with the pursuit of reliving themselves, that the biggest problem is stopping people from peeing in the sink. Clearly this would be viewed as a depraved Medieval type behavior over here, that would cause many red blooded Americans to literally retreat.
Anyway there isn't really any point to all this other than put down some rather amusing observations that I have noticed over the years.View/Write Comments (0)
Feb 27 - 02:48 PM: Social Networking : Joe McBane
We have joined the modern age. We now have a Facebook page and post on Twitter. Check out the links.
http://twitter.com/TapandMalletView/Write Comments (0)
Feb 27 - 08:48 AM: Artist Opportunities : Joe McBane
As with pretty much everything we do we believe that variety and change keeps things fresh and interesting. This includes the art that we put on the walls. If you or your friends have art that you would be interested in displaying please get in touch.
We have had oils, carvings, photography and car parts on our walls so we are definitely open minded to a range of media and styles. We never charge commission.
Get creative!View/Write Comments (0)